what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

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*waters the plants with my tears*

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“and the oscar goes to leonardo

da vinci”

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here’s the real bitch list

  • scar
  • the guy who killed bambi’s mom
  • the barracuda that ate nemo’s mom

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me: reads 487 page book in one day
me: cant do one page of homework in a week



has it

i remember one time i saw this post and i didnt understand it and it made me so mad that i started screaming because it had 40,000 notes but it didnt seem funny and i accidentally broke all the legs on the chair i was sitting in

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if perez hilton can get famous off of having a shitty blog and talking shit about celebrities then there may be hope for a lot of us 

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if you took someone’s brand new laptop and uninstalled internet explorer then they’d never be able to get on the internet because to get on the internet they would need to go on the internet and install a program to be able to use the internet

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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

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